Some egregious memeage, because it's that kind of a morning:

Choose a band/artist and answer in song TITLES by that band: Beck

Are you female or male: "He's a Mighty Good Leader"

Describe yourself: "I Get Lonesome"

How do some people feel about you: "Asshole", "Loser", "Soul Suckin' Jerk"

How do you feel about yourself: "Ramshackle"

Describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend: "Nitemare Hippy Girl"

Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend: "Girl Dreams"

Describe where you want to be: "The Golden Age"

Describe what you want to be: "Get Real Paid"

Describe how you live: "Guess I'm Doin' Fine"

Describe how you love: "Beautiful Way"

Share a few words of wisdom: "Nobody's Fault But My Own"