ZZzz....huh? What? Sorry....

Found this on Jen's journal...apparently, I'm pretty sick! :)

It's at this site if you want to try it yourself.

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.




	ZZzz....huh? What? Sorry.... Must have dozed off there.... Home Get Email Updates My LiveJournal Pepita's Journal Jen's Journal (that's my best friend) Rob's Journal (Jen's Husband/My Friend) Email Me Admin Password Remember Me 67784 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2003-06-17 11:14 AM I am diseased!!!! Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Amused Read/Post Comments (0) Found this on Jen's journal...apparently, I'm pretty sick! :) It's at this site if you want to try it yourself. Human Virus Scanner The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Pokemon Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! USA Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Gaming Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life. Industrial Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band. Religion Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Japan Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Windows Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice. Free BSD The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Politics Stop caring! Brand Names Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Computer Games Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. Ultima If you find one tell us. Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Macintosh Use a mouse with more than one button. Viruses you might suffer from: Linux (80%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. BBCB (70%) CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing." 8-Bit (70%) Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough. British (65%) No need for cure. Benign virus. Cars (75%) There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour. Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top