Help! I'm caught in a village of undesirable consequnces!

Some of my students haven't bought their textbooks!

My girlfriend can be such a mope!

Am I the only sane man or the only insane man? (where is my only insane woman/sane woman?)

At least I still speak the secret language that twins teach each other.

THE DESERT ON EITHER SIDE OF THE ROAD WAS LITTERED WITH WRECKS...