his lion; a toothbrush, held crosswise like a pirate with a dagger; tofu spread; a wooden hotdog; a train, complete with conductor; a piece of foam carpet padding; leaves and dirt (off the living room floor); a clean plastic plate from the dishwasher, he was helping unload; sweet potato; his thumb; a cereal flake from under aunt Julia's couch cushions; three unidentified items that made him choke and barf; my big toe