1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays? Me, he has no room for a wallet in a Toga, plus he can make thunderbolts.

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias; what is it? Anna Kournakova

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently? Montana

4. You wake up as the opposite gender - what's the one thing you want to try? I would see if I could learn to be as annoying as women get in one day.

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo? Han Solo, Luke was gay

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child? M-16

7. Top three celebrities you want to do? I don't really like celebreties.. ie paris "waste of air" hilton, Lindsay "Boozehound Disney Girl" Lohan or Brittany "I'm a feckin idiot and just threw a great career down the toilet along with dropping my baby in public" Spears. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn;t kick any of them out of my bed for eating cookies but they annoy me.

8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other? a penis

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you? Ghostbusters

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud? Holy shit, I have to sift through ALL the dumb shit I have said and pick ONE statement that out does the rest... fat chance!

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal? 1 waffle, 1 3 musketeers bar, a glass of whiskey, a stick of butter, and a pouch of Big League Chew.

12. What's something that you've done that most people haven't? had sex with a one legged girl.

13. What's something that most people do that you've never done? I have no idea

14. Before you die you want to go to...? Rhode island

15. Something you'd really like to do but probably wont ever be able to do? shoot laser beams out my eyes

16. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet? a cougar

17. A drug you'll never try? I don't do drugs... it takes an act of God for me to take a Tylenol

18. If you were an animal what would you be? a Liger

19. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be? Cheryl, Tina, or Monique

20. What's something most people don't know about you? People don't know a lot of things about me.

21. First celebrity crush? Punky Brewster

22. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities? abject humiliation

23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)? Irish Soda Bread

24. Worst way to die? Drowning or burning

25. Grossest injury you've ever seen? I have seen to many major injuries, anything from legs blown off, to a hole in the forehead, to a whole body being turned inside out after falling approx 100 stories.

26. The worst injury you've ever had? broken leg (6 places), broken shoulder, broken ankle, broke both hands, broke all fingers (at least twice each) 197 stitches in my head at one time and had my eyelid torn off, crushed a disk in my back, and burned off the top layer of both of my eyeballs.

27. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving? Tryptophan

28. Sport you hate the most? water polo

29. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit? yes

30. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about? everything

31. Favorite Actor/Actress: Ed Norton

32. What's one phrase you absolutely detest? I don't really DETEST anything

33. What makes an awesome party? Me

34. What's your favorite material obsession? don't really have one

35. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you? I don't think I should answer this

36. Favorite kind of dog? English Bulldog

37. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)? dirty water dogs

38. Morning or night person? Morning

39. Worst habit? I smoke drink and curse like a feckin sailor

40. Weirdest eBay purchase? I bought my best friend on e-bay

41. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted? ANYTHING

42. Its Saturday at 3am where are you? sleeping, or waking up suddenly due to another nightmare

43. Who's your favorite friend to go out with? Brian, Evan, Mikie, Ricky, Crazy Carl, Dave, Danny, Derek, Danny P., Jake, Henry, Chris, Troy, Royce, Cody, Sean... I could go on...

44. Worst job you've ever had? i never really had a bad one...

45. Favorite board game? Ghetto Monopoly

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for? a lot

47. Favorite cereal? Fruity Pebbles

48. Book you could read repeatedly? These Scars Are Sacred

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done? Oh I have my moments

50. If you had to pick between being in love or money, which would it be? who cares... thats a feckin loaded question... I want both, if you can't give it to me, move the fuck on!!