I did this a little different than others. First is the titles, then is the first sentence:

2004
TITLES
JAN: N/A

FEB: Let the war begin...

MAR: Pushing soon...

APR: Force Recon

MAY: From 22 April 2004

JUN: Another entry! Lucky you...

JUL: My God! It's Alive!!!!

AUG: F'ing long one! (Believe me, it is)

SEP: Homecoming

OCT: N/A

NOV: N/A

DEC: Hello, remember me?


FIRST SENTENCES
JAN: N/A

FEB: Wow... well, here I am in Kuwait.

MAR: Hello all on the home front.

APR: Hey all, the reports of my death are greatly exaggerated!

MAY: Howdy all.

JUN: An update from the front.

JUL: The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated...

AUG: 1st off, I am no where near Najaf.

SEP: To all, I have made it.

OCT: N/A

NOV: N/A

DEC: Okay, so it's been a while since I've written a journal entry.