Okay, this one's a doozy. If you want to buy a Ford vehicle, and you happen to be in the Houston area, clearly you should at least visit Planet Ford's Autotainment Mall, which is a 32 acre dealership and interactive experience. I quote from their propaganda: "The dealership mantra is Total Guest Experience (a Disney philosophy) where all 433 costumed employees are trained to enhance the shopping experience and all customers are referred as “guest.”" Costumed employees? Oh, oh, no, please no. Also, they have poor grammar and spelling, and clearly no one to check it for them.

What kinds of customes, I wonder. Are they dressed like astronauts? Pickup trucks? Cinderella?

Apparently there's also a 105 acre flea market that happens every weekend somewhere nearby. Very frightening.