I suck at titles. I have two stories that would be all ready to go somewhere but for the fact that "untitled short #1" and "untitled short #2" are not very eye-catching. "Things you should have kept secret, especially from yourself, you idiot" lacks a certain something. Grrr. "Men are dogs" doesn't really cover the other one, except in a literal sense, and I don't really want a title that's a total spoiler.

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