They're pushing that new DVD that will cut out all the sex, violence, drugs, etc. from the movies played on it. Finally, I can watch the five and ten-minute versions of my favorite movies, like "Requiem for a Dream", "Ichi the Killer", etc. What a time-saver!

And from the "why won't they pay ME to come up with this stuff" files: Air Fresheners Save Lives. Ooo-kay, then.

In more exciting news, Andreas won the April flash-fic contest at The Site Formerly Known as Message Board of the Damned. There will be links when they exist. Yay, Andreas!