hm.

So, it seems that the lady who sits next to me, I'll call her Karen. I like that name. So it seems that Karen's next door neighbor is Madonna's younger sister.

No shit.

And it seems that there was some kind of incidence of vandalism during the night that hit both their front yards.

They've been trying to figure it out and the neightbor wrote Karen an email and I read it over her shoulder.

Hm. I've read an email written by Madonna's younger sister.

Dude, I'm like connected and shit.