2006-01-18 9:02 PM
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- Berek has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
- Half a cup of Berek contains only seventeen calories!
- Berekocracy is government by Berek.
- In Japan, Berek can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Berek.
- Berekolatry is the mindless worship of Berek.
- All shrimp are born as Berek, but gradually mature into females!
- Berek can not regurgitate!
- Berek was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
- Scientists believe that Berek began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
- Naboo is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Naboo on New Year's Day.
- Nabooomancy is the art of telling the future with Naboo.
- Naboo is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Naboo in your ear 700 times.
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Naboo.
- Naboo will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Naboo.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Naboo.
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Naboo, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
- Halloween can sleep with one eye open.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Halloween.
- Halloween is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
- Over half of Americans are officially Halloween.
- Halloween cannot swim.
- Until the 1960s, Halloween was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- The only Englishman to become Halloween was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Halloween from 1154 to 1159!
- The horns of Halloween are made entirely from hair!
- About 100 people choke to death on Halloween each year!
- Tradition allows women to propose to Halloween only during leap years.
- The international dialling code for Pepita is 672.
- All swans in England belong to Pepita.
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Pepita.
- Pepita can not regurgitate.
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Pepita would be as small as a pea.
- Pepita is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
- When provoked, Pepita will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Pepita.
- South Australia was the first place to allow Pepita to stand for parliament!
- Lightning strikes Pepita over seven times every hour!
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