You might have noticed a change in my journal. That is because my flowers have bloomed. I wanted to show off my penis flowers to the world. All stare in shock and awe at my cockalicious flowers of love. Oh, yeah, and the big white ass of some man who I really honestly never had sex with. Really.

And I was never a male prostitute named Rudolpho the Leather God. No matter what my Mom tells you.

YAY PENIS FLOWERS!!!!!