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My cool friend BigSaltyCracker (Matt, from Ren Faire) has the coolest away message:

I'm taking a steamy hot bath. Nekit.

Song of the Minute: Beulah- Gravity Bringing us Down.

"What would you do with a Vagina?"-- Heather
"I'll drink my piss then spit it into the flames!"-- Eric
"Where are all these fucking monkeys coming from?"--Paul
"Some day, I'm going to take a fat shit on Mr. Phams Car!" --Glenn
"you on top of me!"--Rachel
"one time i saw this retarded kid eating mud, i couldnt stop laughin for like an hour"--Steven
"Cant a girl look at her porn in peace?"--Heather
"don't NEED a relationship ... you don't NEED ice cream either, but it sure does taste delicious"--Glenn

Quotes, out of context, can be hilarious




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