Starting Monday it's PREMIERE WEEK right here at "S.T."!

All your favorites and some GREAT NEW FEATURES!

A GREAT NEW FEATURE:

"Home Theatre" every Monday!

Plus!

"The Marlon Brando Show" at it's new day and time Tuesdays!
Douglas Lain's HOT NEW MINISERIES "Analyzing The Movement" on Wednesdays.
Sy Gold's hot new "Celebrinet" on it's new day and time: THURSDAY'S!
And the all new "Jim Farris MOVIELOG" with HOT NEW REVIEWS AND MOVIE NEWS every Friday!

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IF IT'S HOT AND HAPPENING IT'S ON "JIM FARRIS PRESENTS SILLY THINKING WITH DOUGLAS LAIN"!
IT REALLY IS ALL HERE!

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And now it's time for our HOT AND HAPPENING AWARD WINNING weekend feature "A FEW MOMENTS WITH DEAD CELEBRITIES"!


Brought to you by DR. COOL! A COOL DRINK FOR A COOL GENERATION. Have you been rated?

Here's your host! DEAD ANNOUNCER!!!


Welcome to BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Sy Gold: Hi ho kiddies! Let's go to press and remember, YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!

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One moment please. We seem to be experiencing some tecnical difficulties. Please stand by.



Please stand by ladies and gentlemen. One moment please.

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Join us for "The Silly Awards" LIVE next Sunday on "S.T."

And now we rejoin the feature in progress...

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Dead Announcer:... a great one for you. Not just A great one but THE great one. Mister Dead Jackie Gleason!!!


JG: Hi ya pal. Thank you ladies and gentlemen!
OHHH! You're a great group!


DA: Great one, it's great to have you with us.


JG: Ohh! It's great to be here!


DA: Great. Jackie, what have you been up to since you died? Any hanky panky, if you know what I mean? AYYYEEE WHAT???


JG: Gadzooks! Pow! To the Moon!


DA: HA, ha. Jackie we all loved you as Ralph Kramden on "The Honeymooners", but you were also quite good in the feature film "The Toy" with Richard Pryor. Is it true that Little Richie goes both ways? AYe What??


JG: Pal, I don't know what the hell you're talking about....BZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Sy Gold:...And it looks like Lana Turner may get that role in Mickey Rooney's hit new flick anywho. AYYEEWHHAAT!



FLASH! Cary Grant was at Ciro's last night with a BE-UTIFUL BLONDE BOMBSHELL on hiz arm. It looks like DAPPER CARY has picked a HOT LITTLE PHILLY NAMED MARILYN MONROE to jump tables at glittering night spots with. ME BETS THAT WE WILL BE SEEING A LOT OF MARILYN IN THE FUTURE. AYYYEEWHHHATTT! KIDDIES! Know what I mean?



DOUBLE FLASH!!! Friends at FOX tell me that Studio Prez Darryl F. has his eye on little Marilyn as well and might co-star CARY and M.M. in FOXY'S new HOTSIE FLICK "Monkey Business" to roll before the mighty FOX cameras in de spring!! What woudl Archie Leach have to say? AYE WHAT?




KEEP IT HERE FOR ALL THE LATEST and...
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DA:...Thank you, great one. Jackie Gleason.
Well that was fun. Gleason is still the GREATEST!
Well, we will be off next weekend for the "Silly Awards" right here on "Silly Thinking"! But, join us in two weeks for more great "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities" right here on "S.T." IT REALLY IS ALL HERE!


"A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities" is brought to you by Dr. Cool. A COOL DRINK FOR A COOL GENERATION.Have you been rated?


SG: AND REMEMBER YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!