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Today: Winston Churchill.

DA: Today on �A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities� is an icon of 20th century. The man who guided England threw one of it�s greatest challenges. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Sir Winston Churchill!

WC: Thank you, never� never in the history of man have I come back to speak before. It is my great pleasure to be here now.

DA: Mister Prime Minister it is a great pleasure to have you with us now.

WC: It is sir.

DA: Prime Minister, you were considered the right man at the right time. As if you were brought to your responsibility by heavenly fiat. Do you agree with assessment?

WC: Well sir, you ask an excellent question. And I am now in a position to answer that question. Speaking from the afterlife, as I am doing now, I can say �yes� . Unequivocally yes.

DA: And what is your assessment of the current P.M., Tony Blair?

WC: Blair is an opportunist, sir. The great P.M.�s were men of stature like myself, Winston, there were Randolph�s and Edward�s� but Tony? Tony sir? Sounds like a lounge singer to me sir. And he acts like one as well.

DA: And the current President of the United States?

WC: You don�t have one at the present time. It�s a shame. In my day we had myself running England. Winston. And America was helmed by Franklin Roosevelt. Winston and Franklin. Those are leaders. Tony and George. Tony and George sir? I ask you sir? The free world sounds like it�s being run by a lounge singer and his orchestra conductor, but a singer and orchestra leader who can�t read music sir! They just wave their arms and yell into the microphone.

DA: And what of--

WC: If they were leading these two great countries in my day we would be celebrating Hitler�s birthday in a Jewish free world. These two are failures sir. I say it now. Failures. Complete and utter failures.

DA: And in closing--

WC: You see sir, I knew the members of the Bush family. I knew the banker Herbert Walker, your leaders father was named after this man, Herbert Walker. He was a banker who invested in Hitler and the Nazi�s. He liked the Nazi�s. That son of a bitch, sir. He was a son of bitch. And now these Bush�s have ties to the Saudi�s, who bombed New York City. Franklin Roosevelt would not have let that stand. He would not have sir. But these people seem to always be on the side of tyrants and evil. And Tony Blair is their lap dog. And not a pure bred. A mutt sir. A Tyrant and his mutt, sir.

DA: Thank you Winston Churchill.

WC: I pray for you, sir.

DA: Join us again next Tuesday for �A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities� right here on ST!

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	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011626 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-04-13 11:19 AM Churchill Previous Entry :: Next Entry STDead Today: Winston Churchill. DA: Today on �A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities� is an icon of 20th century. The man who guided England threw one of it�s greatest challenges. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Sir Winston Churchill! WC: Thank you, never� never in the history of man have I come back to speak before. It is my great pleasure to be here now. DA: Mister Prime Minister it is a great pleasure to have you with us now. WC: It is sir. DA: Prime Minister, you were considered the right man at the right time. As if you were brought to your responsibility by heavenly fiat. Do you agree with assessment? WC: Well sir, you ask an excellent question. And I am now in a position to answer that question. Speaking from the afterlife, as I am doing now, I can say �yes� . Unequivocally yes. DA: And what is your assessment of the current P.M., Tony Blair? WC: Blair is an opportunist, sir. The great P.M.�s were men of stature like myself, Winston, there were Randolph�s and Edward�s� but Tony? Tony sir? Sounds like a lounge singer to me sir. And he acts like one as well. DA: And the current President of the United States? WC: You don�t have one at the present time. It�s a shame. In my day we had myself running England. Winston. And America was helmed by Franklin Roosevelt. Winston and Franklin. Those are leaders. Tony and George. Tony and George sir? I ask you sir? The free world sounds like it�s being run by a lounge singer and his orchestra conductor, but a singer and orchestra leader who can�t read music sir! They just wave their arms and yell into the microphone. DA: And what of-- WC: If they were leading these two great countries in my day we would be celebrating Hitler�s birthday in a Jewish free world. These two are failures sir. I say it now. Failures. Complete and utter failures. DA: And in closing-- WC: You see sir, I knew the members of the Bush family. I knew the banker Herbert Walker, your leaders father was named after this man, Herbert Walker. He was a banker who invested in Hitler and the Nazi�s. He liked the Nazi�s. That son of a bitch, sir. He was a son of bitch. And now these Bush�s have ties to the Saudi�s, who bombed New York City. Franklin Roosevelt would not have let that stand. He would not have sir. But these people seem to always be on the side of tyrants and evil. And Tony Blair is their lap dog. And not a pure bred. A mutt sir. A Tyrant and his mutt, sir. DA: Thank you Winston Churchill. WC: I pray for you, sir. DA: Join us again next Tuesday for �A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities� right here on ST! ST IS! Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top