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May Day with Uncle Joe
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DA: Hello everyone and welcome to “A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities” . Today is May Day, the international workers holiday. a holiday started in the USA and no longer recognized in the country because it was thought to be a Commie celebration.
But hey, the Soviet Union is dead and so is the United States so, why don’t we forget our petty differences and enjoy a romp around the maypole?
Here’s everybody’s favorite “Uncle Joe”, Joseph Stalin!
JS: Hello kiddies! It’s me Uncle Joe!
DA: Joseph Stalin, as I live and breath!
JS: Uncle Joe, please call me Uncle Joe.
DA: Uncle Joe as I live and breath!
JS: Not if I were in charge you wouldn’t. Ha ha. How are you dead announcer?
DA: Fine, Stal--
JS: Ah, ah ah…what do you call me?
DA: Uncle Joe. I'm fine, Uncle Joe. How are you?
JS: HA! I’m great. Never better.
DA: Uncle Joe…
JS: ‘…I’m moving kind of slow at the Junction, The Peoples Co-Operative Junction!
DA: Oh, that was a little song.
JS: Yes, from that decadent show “Petticoat Junction”. I just changed a few of the lyrics. Ha. I loved that decadent show. Ha ha. You were saying?
DA: Yes Uncle Joe, after you got control of the government why did so many have to die?
JS: House cleaning, dead announcer, just house cleaning. Hey dead announcer, look at me, I’m going to dance around the maypole. WEEEE! Look at me!
DA: Are you wearing a dress?
JS: WEEE! Look at me! Not just any dress dead announcer. It’s my special May Day Dance around the Maypole dress.
DA: Well, it’s very nice.
JS: Do you like it? I picked it out my self. I look like a little girl.
DA: Uncle Joe, what do you think about the state of communism in today’s world?
JS: ‘I fell pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright. Oh so pretty. de de de de dee de….’
DA: Uncle Joe…
JS: Oh! I’m sorry dead announcer, I have to cut this short, just like I would your life if I could.
DA: Well…
JS: Uncle Joe was kidding! Ha! No, I have to go and pick out a little bonnet for my big head and get my basket full of communist slogans to throw at all the soulless creatures at the May Day dance!
DA: Well, OK, thank you for being with us Uncle Joe Stalin.
JS: Yeah, WEEEE! Look at me. I am the prettiest girl at the dance! Look at me!!!
DA: Uncle Joe everyone. Well, how about that? Have a nice May day. See you next week!
STIS!
JS: ‘….I love to talk on the phone for hours, with a half a pound of cream upon on my face, I enjoy being a girl…De de dee’ WEEE Look at me!.
DA: Hello everyone and welcome to “A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities” . Today is May Day, the international workers holiday. a holiday started in the USA and no longer recognized in the country because it was thought to be a Commie celebration.
But hey, the Soviet Union is dead and so is the United States so, why don’t we forget our petty differences and enjoy a romp around the maypole?
Here’s everybody’s favorite “Uncle Joe”, Joseph Stalin!
JS: Hello kiddies! It’s me Uncle Joe!
DA: Joseph Stalin, as I live and breath!
JS: Uncle Joe, please call me Uncle Joe.
DA: Uncle Joe as I live and breath!
JS: Not if I were in charge you wouldn’t. Ha ha. How are you dead announcer?
DA: Fine, Stal--
JS: Ah, ah ah…what do you call me?
DA: Uncle Joe. I'm fine, Uncle Joe. How are you?
JS: HA! I’m great. Never better.
DA: Uncle Joe…
JS: ‘…I’m moving kind of slow at the Junction, The Peoples Co-Operative Junction!
DA: Oh, that was a little song.
JS: Yes, from that decadent show “Petticoat Junction”. I just changed a few of the lyrics. Ha. I loved that decadent show. Ha ha. You were saying?
DA: Yes Uncle Joe, after you got control of the government why did so many have to die?
JS: House cleaning, dead announcer, just house cleaning. Hey dead announcer, look at me, I’m going to dance around the maypole. WEEEE! Look at me!
DA: Are you wearing a dress?
JS: WEEE! Look at me! Not just any dress dead announcer. It’s my special May Day Dance around the Maypole dress.
DA: Well, it’s very nice.
JS: Do you like it? I picked it out my self. I look like a little girl.
DA: Uncle Joe, what do you think about the state of communism in today’s world?
JS: ‘I fell pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright. Oh so pretty. de de de de dee de….’
DA: Uncle Joe…
JS: Oh! I’m sorry dead announcer, I have to cut this short, just like I would your life if I could.
DA: Well…
JS: Uncle Joe was kidding! Ha! No, I have to go and pick out a little bonnet for my big head and get my basket full of communist slogans to throw at all the soulless creatures at the May Day dance!
DA: Well, OK, thank you for being with us Uncle Joe Stalin.
JS: Yeah, WEEEE! Look at me. I am the prettiest girl at the dance! Look at me!!!
DA: Uncle Joe everyone. Well, how about that? Have a nice May day. See you next week!
STIS!
JS: ‘….I love to talk on the phone for hours, with a half a pound of cream upon on my face, I enjoy being a girl…De de dee’ WEEE Look at me!.
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