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Marlon Brando!

Tonight!

�Harry Potter� himself! Daniel Radcliffe!

Fox News Anchor Britt Hume!

Musical guests: Snipe!

With D.J. X Jazzy Goldstein!

I�m Len Peltier!

Now, our own Hogwarts Graduate! MARLON BRANDO!!!

MB: Thank you dear ones! Thank you sweet, sweet people. Thank you my friends, now stop it.
Stop. Ok.
Thank you dear ones and welcome to �The Marlon Brando Show�. I am Marlon Brando, your host. And hello Len.

LP: Yes. Hello Mister Brando. Welcome back!

MB: Yes! Welcome back to you. Len and me, and the gang, were off for a week, and then we were pre-empted for the Reagan funeral last week. So we had two weeks off. Did you have a nice little vacation Len?

LP: Well�

MB: Did you watch any of the funeral last week?

LP: Well, it was on.

MB: I didn�t see it. We don�t have TV on the island. I just laid in my hammock and had mango�s.

LP: Sounds nice.

MB: Nice? It�s heaven chemosabe, pure heaven. You just lie their in the sun and the islanders come and feed you Mango�s. I tell you Len�.

LP:�.

MB:�.

LP: Marlon?

MB: �I�m naked most of the time. And Poppanugya and Felipe, they are islanders who work at my house, Poppanugya and Felipe rub my back. Boy I tell you� something� I�

LP: Marlon?

MB:�

LP:�

MB: Boy, I tell you�

LP: Marlon?

MB: �something.

LP: Marlon?

MB: Humm? Oh dear God in Heaven. Dennis Quaid!

LP: Uhh. Yes!
No!
That was two weeks ago, Marlon.

MB: It was? Oh sweet Jesus of Nazareth. Daniel Potter, uh something.

DR: Hello everyone. Hello Mister Brando.

MB: Daniel Potter, you�re just a kid.

DR: No, Mister Brando. I�m Daniel Radcliffe, I play Harry Potter.

MB: But you are just a kid.

DR: Well sir I am 16 now.

MB: And you are in these movies, these �Lord Of the Rings� things or something. Who are you? Do you play Frito?

DR: No, I�m Harry Potter�

MB: Frito was my oldest son in �The Godfather�.

DR:�..

MB: He let me get shot and betrayed the family.

DR: I never saw�

MB: I forgave him, but Michael never did. I mean, he was so sweet and helpless and everything.

DR: �.. I�

MB: So you are Harry something?

DR: Potter. Not �Lord OF The Rings�, Harry Potter.

MB: Potter.

DR: Yes. And I have starred in three�

MB: Oh yeah. Harry Potter, those detective things. You are a magician.

DR: Well sort of.

MB: Pull a rabbit out of a hat!

DR: Well, I�m not that kind of�

MB: Can you pull the handkerchief out of my pocket and make it turn colors?

DR: It�s a movie Mister Brando.

MB: Yeah movie, something. I may be in a new movie about me. I would play me.

DR:�.

MB: You�re a nice boy. Brit Hume.

BH: Hello Mister Brando.

MB: Britt Hume.

BH:�.

MB: OH! You are on that terrible news channel. That Fox News Channel. That thing is awful. Why are you on that son of a bitch of a thing?

BH: Well, Mister Brando, I would disagree strongly. We�

MB: I worked at Fox back in the fifties. I did �Sayonara� over there. We thought Zanuck sucked, but you� I mean you can�t be serious. That�s a thing that just is, whores and pimps.

BH: Mister Brando, that�s not fair. We are the only news channel that�

MB: What the hell? Oh I know. You jumped out of the plane last week George Bush�s poppa, the other George Bush, didn�t you?

BH: Yes I had the pleasure of parachuting with the former President on his 80th birthday. But I would like to address your statements..

MB: Yeah well next time don�t use a parachute, you whore.

BH I�ve punched people in the nose for less than�

MB: Yeah, you want a piece of me, you pimp?

BH Why you sack of shit!

MB: Nobody talks to me that way. You pig whore. Come on over here you Weasely son a bitch�I�ll show you a real man�..

Please stand by

Marlon Brando will return next week.




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011694 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-06-17 12:20 PM Marlon Brando Previous Entry :: Next Entry Marlon Brando! Tonight! �Harry Potter� himself! Daniel Radcliffe! Fox News Anchor Britt Hume! Musical guests: Snipe! With D.J. X Jazzy Goldstein! I�m Len Peltier! Now, our own Hogwarts Graduate! MARLON BRANDO!!! MB: Thank you dear ones! Thank you sweet, sweet people. Thank you my friends, now stop it. Stop. Ok. Thank you dear ones and welcome to �The Marlon Brando Show�. I am Marlon Brando, your host. And hello Len. LP: Yes. Hello Mister Brando. Welcome back! MB: Yes! Welcome back to you. Len and me, and the gang, were off for a week, and then we were pre-empted for the Reagan funeral last week. So we had two weeks off. Did you have a nice little vacation Len? LP: Well� MB: Did you watch any of the funeral last week? LP: Well, it was on. MB: I didn�t see it. We don�t have TV on the island. I just laid in my hammock and had mango�s. LP: Sounds nice. MB: Nice? It�s heaven chemosabe, pure heaven. You just lie their in the sun and the islanders come and feed you Mango�s. I tell you Len�. LP:�. MB:�. LP: Marlon? MB: �I�m naked most of the time. And Poppanugya and Felipe, they are islanders who work at my house, Poppanugya and Felipe rub my back. Boy I tell you� something� I� LP: Marlon? MB:� LP:� MB: Boy, I tell you� LP: Marlon? MB: �something. LP: Marlon? MB: Humm? Oh dear God in Heaven. Dennis Quaid! LP: Uhh. Yes! No! That was two weeks ago, Marlon. MB: It was? Oh sweet Jesus of Nazareth. Daniel Potter, uh something. DR: Hello everyone. Hello Mister Brando. MB: Daniel Potter, you�re just a kid. DR: No, Mister Brando. I�m Daniel Radcliffe, I play Harry Potter. MB: But you are just a kid. DR: Well sir I am 16 now. MB: And you are in these movies, these �Lord Of the Rings� things or something. Who are you? Do you play Frito? DR: No, I�m Harry Potter� MB: Frito was my oldest son in �The Godfather�. DR:�.. MB: He let me get shot and betrayed the family. DR: I never saw� MB: I forgave him, but Michael never did. I mean, he was so sweet and helpless and everything. DR: �.. I� MB: So you are Harry something? DR: Potter. Not �Lord OF The Rings�, Harry Potter. MB: Potter. DR: Yes. And I have starred in three� MB: Oh yeah. Harry Potter, those detective things. You are a magician. DR: Well sort of. MB: Pull a rabbit out of a hat! DR: Well, I�m not that kind of� MB: Can you pull the handkerchief out of my pocket and make it turn colors? DR: It�s a movie Mister Brando. MB: Yeah movie, something. I may be in a new movie about me. I would play me. DR:�. MB: You�re a nice boy. Brit Hume. BH: Hello Mister Brando. MB: Britt Hume. BH:�. MB: OH! You are on that terrible news channel. That Fox News Channel. That thing is awful. Why are you on that son of a bitch of a thing? BH: Well, Mister Brando, I would disagree strongly. We� MB: I worked at Fox back in the fifties. I did �Sayonara� over there. We thought Zanuck sucked, but you� I mean you can�t be serious. That�s a thing that just is, whores and pimps. BH: Mister Brando, that�s not fair. We are the only news channel that� MB: What the hell? Oh I know. You jumped out of the plane last week George Bush�s poppa, the other George Bush, didn�t you? BH: Yes I had the pleasure of parachuting with the former President on his 80th birthday. But I would like to address your statements.. MB: Yeah well next time don�t use a parachute, you whore. BH I�ve punched people in the nose for less than� MB: Yeah, you want a piece of me, you pimp? BH Why you sack of shit! MB: Nobody talks to me that way. You pig whore. Come on over here you Weasely son a bitch�I�ll show you a real man�.. Please stand by Marlon Brando will return next week. Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top