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Remembering "The Marlon Brando Show".

Today we continue our look back at this memorable feature with a program that origianlly ran on April 1st, 2004.






Today On MB:


“Smallville” star Tom Wellig!


Democratic Presidential Candidate Dennis Kucinich!


Actress Angela Lansbury!


And DJ X Jazzy Goldstein and MB turntable


I’m Len Peltier. And now Johnny Depp’s close, personal friend! MB.





MB: Hey! Thank you all. Thank you for coming. Thank you my dear ones.
Hey Len!


LP: What it is, sir.


MB: Right. Hey Len, how about this brand new set!




MB: We even have a new audience! Isn't it beautiful!




MB: But what about this new set! Isn’t this beautiful?


LP: Cool!


MB: Yeah. But where the hell am I? No desk, no chairs, nothing. Just all these goddamn plants.


LP: Cool!


MB: And Len, aren’t you in color now?


LP: Yes! I am in color now.


MB: Great kid. And we got a DJ, Mister X Jazzy Goldstein. Good evening to you sir.


DJXJG: Good evening Mister Brando, it’s an honor to be here.


MB: It’s an honor to have you on our show.


LP: DJ X Jazzy Goldstein is the man! Yes!


MB: Right you are chemosabe. Now we were supposed to have Kerry, John Kerry on the show. You know he’s running for President, but he got hurt and went in for shoulder surgery or something so he won’t be on the show tonight. But he’s doing well and we wish him well and hope he can be with us real soon.
Superboy.


TW: Hi! Hello Mister Brando. It’s an honor to meet you.


MB: My God! What a good looking young man.




TW: Thank you.


MB: No, you are, you are a good looking person. My God! How cute is this boy?


TW: Ahh, stop it.


MB: I know, I’m sorry. It’s embarrassing. I used to get that a lot from traveling salesman in New York when I was just starting out.


TW:…


LP:…


MB: So you’re, Superboy?


TW: Well yeah. I play Clark Kent on “Smallville”.


MB: On the WB. What the hell is the WB?


TW: The WB. Oh, it’s a network. TV network.


MB: You're shitting me….


TW: No. It’s the Warner Brothers Network.


MB: No shit. They got a network?


TW: Yeah. I hope so ‘cause I’m on it.


MB: The Warner Brothers got their own network and all I got was this little dog and pony show on the computer. That Jack Warner was a pimp anyway. So you're Superboy.


TW: Well, it’s the early part of the Superman story in Smallville with the Kent’s. It’s Superman in high school.


MB: Superboy in high school. You know I played your father J’orel.


TW: Yeah in the movie right?


MB: Yeah in the movie. Where’d you think, in your pants?


TW: No. I just…


MB: Yes in the movie with Chris Reeves. I think he committed suicide. It’s a shame.


TW: No, he fell off a horse.


MB: Something. Anyway… I think we're related.


TW: Yeah, OK.


MB: Can I call you my son?


TW: I guess so.


MB: Son. Ha ha. Dennis Kucinich.


DK: Hello, Mister Brando. DJ nice to see you. Leonard. Tom.


MB: You are tiny.


DK: Yes, I know.


MB: I mean you really are. But isn’t my son cute?


DK: Well… I don’t know if I’d say that. But you are a good looking man.


MB: Seeing a little guy in a suit say that brings me right back to those traveling salesman. But anyway, you're… what? What the hell are you doing?


DK: I am running for President.


MB: Yeah. Right. Look Dennis, it’s over now.

DK: We’ve got a movement going. I just want to make sure that John Kerry, by the way I do hope he recovers alright, were with you John! I just want to make sure John Kerry is running for all Democrats.


MB: Oh.


DK: I’m going to fight for…


MB: If you say fight for the little guy I’m going to wet my pants.


DK: The disenfranchised in this process.


MB: You’re a man. You stand up for what you believe in, at least I think you're standing.


DK:…


MB: Ha ha ha. Angela Lansbury.


AL: Hello. Hello Marlon.


MB: Angela Lansbury. You look marvelous.


AL: Thank you.


MB: You know I loved you on “Macmillan And Wife” solving those crimes. You were terrific.


AL: “Murder She Wrote”. Thank you. We had a good run with that.


MB: “Murder She Wrote” I’m sorry darling, of course it was “Murder She Wrote”. People got killed everywhere you went on that thing.


AL: Yes. I wouldn’t have invited me for dinner…


MB: Marvelous. Goodnight.


LP: The Marlon Brando Show is a Mar-Bran. Jim-Far, Doug- Woug, Harpo Productions Production.
Marlon Brando’s wardrobe by Abercrombie and Fitch.
This blog was recorded.




ST IS.





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