Silly Thinking

“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”

When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.

Episode Six






CA: Isn’t it great having Santa visit the patients and staff here at the hospital, Tippi?


TD: Don’t touch me.


S: HO HO HO. Have you been naughty or nice, chief administrator?



CA: Ha ha. Oh Santa.


S: HO HO HO! I… I…. ohhhh…





CA: Santa!


TD: I’ll take over now, chief administrator.



CA: But Tippi…


TD: Santa’s dead chief administrator.



CA: Dead, but…


TD: I’ll be in touch.



CA: Touch?


(24 hours later)



CA: Santa’s death has worried the patients Tippi. Did you find out who the murderer is?


TD: There were particles of elfin hair on Santa’s jolly red bowl full of jelly coat.



CA: Is that what you meant to say, Tippi? Because that doesn’t make any sense and….


TD: Stop that elf! I have scientific elfin proof that he’s the killer of Santa Claus!



PO: Alright elf! FREEZE!


E: Alright I killed the jolly ogre. So what? He paid us slave elf wages and had a co pay health plan!



CA: That jolly bastard.


TD: Take him away officer!



PO: Come along elf.


E: Alright Timmy. Remember when you were eight? That bike?



PO:


E: That was all me. Santa wanted to give you a tooth brush.



PO: Gosh! Really.



CA: Well Tippi, you did it again.


TD: Yes Chief Administrator. You know most elves are good hard working Americans, but it only takes a few bad elves to ruin the American dream for all elves, everywhere.


CA: Merry Christmas Tippi.


TD: Elfin science and my butt, Chief Administrator.


CA: Uhm. Hum. Is that what you meant to say because….


TD: Even if it is Christmas, because that’s my job chief administrator. Tippi Daniels Chief Investigator at Doctors and Nurses Hospital Investigation Unit.

STXMAS!