Silly Thinking

STS/FX

Here is your host, Peter Graves.



PG: Hi again everyone and welcome back to the world of the unknown on STS/FX.
Today were going to take a journey into the world of a child’s imagination. A magical world where anything and everything can happen.
A world of whimsy, or is it just a stop in that strange place we call STSF/X?


“In Timmy’s Room”


Magical Man: Hi Timmy! Is it time to play a game?



T: No. You aren’t real. Your just a figment of my imagination. My school counselor said so.


MM: We’ll just see about that!



T: Don’t hurt him!


MM: How could I? I’m just a figment of your imagination!


(In the school parking lot)


Counselor: Thank you Miss Perkins, I’ll see to it tomorrow.


MM: Mister Counselor?


C: Now where are those darn keys?


MM: Mister Counselor? Timmy’s counselor?


C: Oh damn. I must have left them on my desk.



(In Timmy’s Room)


MM: you were right Timmy. He couldn’t see or hear me. I’m not real.



T: Don’t be sad.


MM: I just… oh… I’m nothing.



T: No. You’re the only one I can talk to you.


MM: Do you trust me?



T: Of course magic man.


MM: Would you do anything for me?



T: Don’t be silly. Of course.


MM: Would you kill your counselor for me?



T: What are you nuts? I made you up. I’m not a killer. I’m a little boy.


MM: Come on. Kill him.



T: Shut up, my God. What a pain in the ass.


MM: But…





MM: Come back.


PG: As we move from childhood to adulthood, all of us have a Magic Man that asks us to kill someone. In STS/FX it just turns out a little differently.
We would like to thank our guest stars tonight: Chevy Chase, Ben Lain, and Garrett Morris.
I’m Peter Graves. Goodnight.