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As we wind up the year we here at ST thought we would show you some of the best of the last twelve months.

A Few Moments With

DA: Hello everyone and welcome to A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities . Today is May Day, the international workers holiday. a holiday started in the USA and no longer recognized in the country because it was thought to be a Commie celebration.
But hey, the Soviet Union is dead and so is the United States so, why dont we forget our petty differences and enjoy a romp around the maypole?
Heres everybodys favorite Uncle Joe, Joseph Stalin!

JS: Hello kiddies! Its me Uncle Joe!

DA: Joseph Stalin, as I live and breath!

JS: Uncle Joe, please call me Uncle Joe.

DA: Uncle Joe as I live and breath!

JS: Not if I were in charge you wouldnt. Ha ha. How are you dead announcer?

DA: Fine, Stal--

JS: Ah, ah ahwhat do you call me?

DA: Uncle Joe. I'm fine, Uncle Joe. How are you?

JS: HA! Im great. Never better.

DA: Uncle Joe

JS: Im moving kind of slow at the Junction, The Peoples Co-Operative Junction!

DA: Oh, that was a little song.

JS: Yes, from that decadent show Petticoat Junction. I just changed a few of the lyrics. Ha. I loved that decadent show. Ha ha. You were saying?

DA: Yes Uncle Joe, after you got control of the government why did so many have to die?

JS: House cleaning, dead announcer, just house cleaning. Hey dead announcer, look at me, Im going to dance around the maypole. WEEEE! Look at me!

DA: Are you wearing a dress?

JS: WEEE! Look at me! Not just any dress dead announcer. Its my special May Day Dance around the Maypole dress.

DA: Well, its very nice.

JS: Do you like it? I picked it out my self. I look like a little girl.

DA: Uncle Joe, what do you think about the state of communism in todays world?

JS: I fell pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright. Oh so pretty. de de de de dee de.

DA: Uncle Joe

JS: Oh! Im sorry dead announcer, I have to cut this short, just like I would your life if I could.

DA: Well

JS: Uncle Joe was kidding! Ha! No, I have to go and pick out a little bonnet for my big head and get my basket full of communist slogans to throw at all the soulless creatures at the May Day dance!

DA: Well, OK, thank you for being with us Uncle Joe Stalin.

JS: Yeah, WEEEE! Look at me. I am the prettiest girl at the dance! Look at me!!!

DA: Uncle Joe everyone. Well, how about that? Have a nice May day. See you next week!

STIS!

JS: .I love to talk on the phone for hours, with a half a pound of cream upon on my face, I enjoy being a girlDe de dee WEEE Look at me!.




	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011909 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-12-27 2:48 AM Best of 2004: May Day With Uncle Joe Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) As we wind up the year we here at ST thought we would show you some of the best of the last twelve months. A Few Moments With DA: Hello everyone and welcome to A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities . Today is May Day, the international workers holiday. a holiday started in the USA and no longer recognized in the country because it was thought to be a Commie celebration. But hey, the Soviet Union is dead and so is the United States so, why dont we forget our petty differences and enjoy a romp around the maypole? Heres everybodys favorite Uncle Joe, Joseph Stalin! JS: Hello kiddies! Its me Uncle Joe! DA: Joseph Stalin, as I live and breath! JS: Uncle Joe, please call me Uncle Joe. DA: Uncle Joe as I live and breath! JS: Not if I were in charge you wouldnt. Ha ha. How are you dead announcer? DA: Fine, Stal-- JS: Ah, ah ahwhat do you call me? DA: Uncle Joe. I'm fine, Uncle Joe. How are you? JS: HA! Im great. Never better. DA: Uncle Joe JS: Im moving kind of slow at the Junction, The Peoples Co-Operative Junction! DA: Oh, that was a little song. JS: Yes, from that decadent show Petticoat Junction. I just changed a few of the lyrics. Ha. I loved that decadent show. Ha ha. You were saying? DA: Yes Uncle Joe, after you got control of the government why did so many have to die? JS: House cleaning, dead announcer, just house cleaning. Hey dead announcer, look at me, Im going to dance around the maypole. WEEEE! Look at me! DA: Are you wearing a dress? JS: WEEE! Look at me! Not just any dress dead announcer. Its my special May Day Dance around the Maypole dress. DA: Well, its very nice. JS: Do you like it? I picked it out my self. I look like a little girl. DA: Uncle Joe, what do you think about the state of communism in todays world? JS: I fell pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright. Oh so pretty. de de de de dee de. DA: Uncle Joe JS: Oh! Im sorry dead announcer, I have to cut this short, just like I would your life if I could. DA: Well JS: Uncle Joe was kidding! Ha! No, I have to go and pick out a little bonnet for my big head and get my basket full of communist slogans to throw at all the soulless creatures at the May Day dance! DA: Well, OK, thank you for being with us Uncle Joe Stalin. JS: Yeah, WEEEE! Look at me. I am the prettiest girl at the dance! Look at me!!! DA: Uncle Joe everyone. Well, how about that? Have a nice May day. See you next week! STIS! JS: .I love to talk on the phone for hours, with a half a pound of cream upon on my face, I enjoy being a girlDe de dee WEEE Look at me!. Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top