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As we wind up the year we here at ST thought we would show you some of the best of the last twelve months.

ST PREMIERE WEEK!

STNews presents

ST1 on 1

Here, from the sight of the first presidential Debate of 2004,

The campus of The University of Miami, is Chief meteorologist and senior Fellow at the Fellows and Gals University Dan Rather Fictional School of Journalism, Connie Chung.

CC: Good evening from Miami, Im Connie Chung.
Florida, the target of 4 massive hurricanes in the last six weeks, for the first time in history, all hitting the same U.S. state.
Tonight my guest is Governor of Florida, Jeb Bush.
Good morning Governor Bush.

JB: Good afternoon Connie Chung and welcome to Florida.

CC: Thank you Governor, first it was Charlie, then Opal, Sam, Ivan, and just this weekend Simone. Why Florida?

JB: Those werent the names of the hurricanes, Connie.

CC: Whatever. Why has God picked Florida for revenge?

JB: Connie Chung, I wont dignify that question with a response.

CC: Well first, it was Universal Studios, Florida. Governor Bush, they didnt have a movie studio in Florida. They dont make movies in Florida.

JB: They made Gator with Burt Reynolds here.

CC: You proved my point. They dont make movie here, yet they have a movie studio tour. Isnt that a fraud on the American people, Governor?

JB: Well, the folks at Universal put on a fine show.

CC: And DisneylandWorld. You know, one of Walt Disneys relatives, that kind of looks like him, says Michael Eisner is a mean little man that has drained all the magic from the wild kingdom.

JB: Magic Kingdom, Connie, you meant Magic Kingdom

CC: Answer the question governor.

JB: What question?

CC: Governor Bush you helped destroy the few shreds of faith people had in the American Political system when you hijacked the 2000 elections and stole the White House for your father.

JB: What?

CC: Lets ask Doctor Mystico. Doctor, can you hear me?

DM: Yes Connie Chung. I hear you.

CC: Doctor Mystico, Im sitting here with Jeb Bush

DM: OH! My head hurts. Very evil Connie Chung. Spirits very angry.

CC: See?

JB:...

CC: Doctor Mystico, what has happened in Florida over the last six weeks?

DM: OHHHH! Very bad things. 2000 elections caused many destructions in many many places. Needless destruction. Mother Nature asked God, had a few favors to cash in actually, and made God seeks revenge on FLOR EEE DAAA. Mother nature and God very angry.
Doctor Mysticos head hurts. Must go now Connie Chung.

CC: Thank you Doctor Mystico. Governor Clampett you.

CC: Jed? Jed Clampett? Where did you go?

CC: Where did he go?

CC: Well anyway. Thank you Doctor Mystico and Governor Jed Clampett.
Ill be back here on Thursday, with my male companion, Bill Pullman, to cover the Presidential Debate. Till then: Ill be seeing you!

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	Silly Thinking with Jim Farris Home Get Email Updates Admin Password Remember Me 2011910 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2004-12-28 2:47 AM Best of 2004: 1 0n 1 with Jeb Bush Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (0) As we wind up the year we here at ST thought we would show you some of the best of the last twelve months. ST PREMIERE WEEK! STNews presents ST1 on 1 Here, from the sight of the first presidential Debate of 2004, The campus of The University of Miami, is Chief meteorologist and senior Fellow at the Fellows and Gals University Dan Rather Fictional School of Journalism, Connie Chung. CC: Good evening from Miami, Im Connie Chung. Florida, the target of 4 massive hurricanes in the last six weeks, for the first time in history, all hitting the same U.S. state. Tonight my guest is Governor of Florida, Jeb Bush. Good morning Governor Bush. JB: Good afternoon Connie Chung and welcome to Florida. CC: Thank you Governor, first it was Charlie, then Opal, Sam, Ivan, and just this weekend Simone. Why Florida? JB: Those werent the names of the hurricanes, Connie. CC: Whatever. Why has God picked Florida for revenge? JB: Connie Chung, I wont dignify that question with a response. CC: Well first, it was Universal Studios, Florida. Governor Bush, they didnt have a movie studio in Florida. They dont make movies in Florida. JB: They made Gator with Burt Reynolds here. CC: You proved my point. They dont make movie here, yet they have a movie studio tour. Isnt that a fraud on the American people, Governor? JB: Well, the folks at Universal put on a fine show. CC: And DisneylandWorld. You know, one of Walt Disneys relatives, that kind of looks like him, says Michael Eisner is a mean little man that has drained all the magic from the wild kingdom. JB: Magic Kingdom, Connie, you meant Magic Kingdom CC: Answer the question governor. JB: What question? CC: Governor Bush you helped destroy the few shreds of faith people had in the American Political system when you hijacked the 2000 elections and stole the White House for your father. JB: What? CC: Lets ask Doctor Mystico. Doctor, can you hear me? DM: Yes Connie Chung. I hear you. CC: Doctor Mystico, Im sitting here with Jeb Bush DM: OH! My head hurts. Very evil Connie Chung. Spirits very angry. CC: See? JB:... CC: Doctor Mystico, what has happened in Florida over the last six weeks? DM: OHHHH! Very bad things. 2000 elections caused many destructions in many many places. Needless destruction. Mother Nature asked God, had a few favors to cash in actually, and made God seeks revenge on FLOR EEE DAAA. Mother nature and God very angry. Doctor Mysticos head hurts. Must go now Connie Chung. CC: Thank you Doctor Mystico. Governor Clampett you. CC: Jed? Jed Clampett? Where did you go? CC: Where did he go? CC: Well anyway. Thank you Doctor Mystico and Governor Jed Clampett. Ill be back here on Thursday, with my male companion, Bill Pullman, to cover the Presidential Debate. Till then: Ill be seeing you! Join Doug Lain for the SEASON PREMIERE OF 4 Is Enough! TOMORROW ON ST! Your place for comedy! Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top