Silly Thinking

“Doctors And Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”

When doctors and nurses get sick they come to this big city hospital for care, and when someone dies mysteriously, they call in The Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit.

Episode 9


In the Staff Locker Room.


Paco: Hi Maria. How about a date after your shift tonight?


Maria: No. Paco, you are too fresh with me.


Conchita: Come on Maria. We’ve got a lot of beds to change today.


Paco: Maria!


Maria: No.


C: I hope you brought your green card with you today Maria.


M: Why?


C: The government man is here checking for illegals.


M: I, Uhh…


Government Man: Green card.


C: Si.


GM: OK. Green card.


M: I…


GM: Where’s your green card, Senorita?


M: I forgot it at home, I…


GM: Come with me.



TD: I’ll take over now government man.


GM: What? I have orders from the President. Who are you?



TD: President?


GM: The President.



TD: I’m, Monica. Monica Lewinsky. Just go about your business.


(24 hours later in Washington, D.C.)


President: And now I’d like to introduce you to a true American hero who saves lives everyday at Doctors and Nurses Hospital. Maria Valcondiguez.


M: Mister President. But I’m…


P: Shut up sweetheart and smile for the cameras or your whole fucking family dies.


M: Si! Hello everyone!

Join us next time for another exciting episode of “Doctors and Nurses Hospital: Investigation Unit”.


ST IS! BE THERE!