REENIE'S REACH
by irene bean

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SOME OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS I'VE POSTED


2008
A Solid Foundation

Cheers

Sold!

Not Trying to be Corny

2007
This Little Light of Mine

We Were Once Young

Veni, Vedi, Vinca

U Tube Has a New Star

Packing a 3-Iron

Getting Personal

Welcome Again

Well... Come on in

Christmas Shopping

There's no Substitute

2006
Dressed for Success

Cancun Can-Can

Holy Guacamole

Life can be Crazy

The New Dog

Hurricane Reenie

He Delivers

No Spilt Milk

Naked Fingers

Blind

Have Ya Heard the One About?

The Great Caper

Push

Barney's P***S

My New Security System

Groups

Good Lord. I've had a lot on my mind, a lot going on, a lot of decisions. But recently I received an invitation to join a group on MySpace. A while back I joined MySpace because some former JS pals live there now. MySpace is not my cup of tea, but I enjoy visiting. It has a few bells and whistles that are alluring - like the site music one can choose. But every time I log on, I'm assaulted with a barrage of pesky ads. I especially get annoyed with the blinking ads that hop around the screen - anyone prone to seizures is at risk.

Anyway, as many of you already know, I'm getting a divorce, packing up my house, and trying to maintain an ample supply of Kleenex. I'm on tilt.

So, the other day I received an invitation to join a group at MySpace. I directly quote, "You are invited to join the Colon Cleansing Treatment Group."

My hollered response was, "Ya gotta be shittin' me! Colon cleansing, my ass!"

Ya know, what the heck is wrong with people?

Let me clarify that I have no problems with the concept of colon cleansing, but Jesus, Joseph and Mary - don't these people have anything better to chat about - like yeast infections, or the perils of catheters, or the heartache of premature ejaculation, or bellybutton lint, or group masturbation, or exotic dancers that squirt? (I'm begging someone to please illuminate me on that last one.) I'm sure you all have additional ideas for other groups more appropriate than Colon Cleansing Treatment. Please post them in your comments.

For a nanosecond I was tempted to join the group - it was, after all, attention grabbing, and maybe I'd laugh my ass off. But then I decided my life is bizarre enough at the moment. Heck, my life has become a flippin' Jerry Springer Show.

Many, many thanks for the kind and thoughtful emails you've recently sent. You guys are my kind of group. I am blessed to know you.

I pull out 10/14 - driving cross-country by myself. I'm stopping in KC to visit my son and his adorable family, and then will point my car toward the mountains of Tennessee and my new home.

Rarely do I ask for prayers. I'm asking.


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