Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

And here's another one:

Outside of a dog, books are a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I can't lay claim to either of these phrases, but I like them.

s1ngularity is a new e-zine started by Gabe Chouinard: editor, critic, and otherwise opinionated sonuvagun. All nine of my most current stories are out publishers, with two more soon to go, but I want to find something to send to this guy. Maybe "Bored, Dammit"; it's a funny short one with lots of action verbs.