Just got back from seeing Monster. Now, I've got a theory about this movie, it's pretty crazy but I'm sure it's true.

People have been talking a lot about how Charlize Theron got ugly and put on weight for this part. That's all hogwash, she's not in this movie! What the producers did instead, was cast Jon Voight, pump him chockfull of oestrogen, maybe use a little bit of CGI here and there for the boobies and have Jenna Elfman dub his lines.

Don't believe me? Just look at the movie again. Pay close attention to "Charlize's" facial structure, her facial expressions, body language, mannerisms; listen closely to her voice. It's obvious, really.

Then they must've brainwashed the real Charlize Theron into believing she was actually in the movie.

I'm not sure yet why they did this, but I'll try to find out.