I wrote this at work while bored.

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Pop Culture
by Matthew McKibben


If you ever travel to John Denver

make sure and bring a heavy supply of

smelling salts and an industrial strength heater.

My favorite movie is When Harry Met

the Hendersons! Starring Billy

Holliday and Nolan Ryan.

Pitcher for the Houston

Rotary club

for men. He's not only the hair club President

of the United States. He's also

The Client starring Tom

Cruise ship. Norwegian

Woods searches for a Tiger

but not for Roy Horn and Siegfried

and Sigmund Freud who dreams of his

Mother just killed a man, put a gun against his

head of lettuce. and squeezed the

charmin. Charm your way out of Humphrey

Bogart the joint

connected to the leg bone. the leg bone's connected

to the world wide

web of

lies with lions and dances with

wolves of the calla. I'll call ya

tomorrow never dies. But tomorrow never

knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody

nowhere, nothing, no how, know how

to screw in a light bulb and a screw in a

teenage drag queen. Drag

racing to the prom in a rented car in a rented tuxedo

suit of honor

before sacrifice

the virgin suicides. Hang em high with Clint

Black is the new White

Stripes of a candy cane. Red, White, and

Blue balls

bouncing down the Streets of Philadelphia

Cheese steak. Eat it with a side

arm leg hand foot toenail fingernail

on a chalk

Board of Directors like Scorsese, Kubrick, and Stone

Mary Magdalene. Jesus, Mary, and

Joseph

Conrad Hall, D.P. on American

Beauty is only skin

Deep blue

Sea of Holes.