What are you guessing, flop of the year? I predict that "Fahrenheit 9/11" will have a bigger overall box office than this piece of turd movie.

It looks bad, bad, bad, and bad. Not even Halle Berry in a leather catsuit could save this movie.

Maybe I'll see it for the trainwreck quality. You just can't turn away. If I do see a movie this weekend, it's either "Napolean Dynamite," "The Bourne Supremacy," or some other movie that I haven't seen yet.

p.s. My arm is twitching. It's one of those spastic things where one of my muscles randomly jumps every few seconds. Drives me crazy.