I had an idea to do this when I *happened* to be singing this song as I walked by a tv with CNN covering the (still rumored) Karl Rove/Valerie Plame leak.

R-O-V-E
as sung to Nat King Cole's L-O-V-E

"R" is for the way you leak at me
"O" is for the only jerk I see
"V" is so very, very penitentiary
"E" is for even more than anyone can deplore

and Rove, is all that we can expect from you?
Rove, is more than just a cuckoo that flew
two in secret made it
take my leak but please don't break it
Rove, is bad for me and you

(prison break)

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original version lyrics
LOVE by Nat King Cole

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you can adore

Love is all that I can give to you
Love is more than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart and please don't break it
Love was made for me and you

(instrumental break)