NEWSFLASH
new poems using the blog entry titles of the two oldest Geist kids and some words of my own:

by Jessica, Joey, and Uncle Matthew

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poem 1: Miley Cyrus is Bored

Good Greetings
This is Miley Cirus typing:
Sorry I haven't posted in a while
I'm bored
Here goes:
Once upon a dirty diaper
on a shoppy kind of day
looking for a picture typing guide
to find a poster of Princess Spacerella
for my Poster Madness!
I'm bored.
I am doing the guitar
I'm bored
I love modeling so much!
I'm bored
Don't forget my BIRTHDAY!
I'm bored
I have a birthday party today
I'm bored
I have a sleepover today!
I'm bored
CHARLIE THE UNICORN ROX!
I'm no longer bored

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poem 2

Truth or Dare?

Truth
Are You Smarter Then A Kindergartner?
Dare
Steven's 30 Second Sit Up!
Truth
My journal entry in morse code
Dare
My journal scape entry in text language
Truth
I saw a rocket launch!
Dare
The Silent Treatment
TRUTH
Steven rolled over

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poem 3: Wait Wait WAIT!

"WARNING!"
a MESSAGE FROM SAFETY ADVISER OF CHOCOLATE LAND
Tonight is Scoop Night
and we have an Inside Scoop
Wait. Wait. WAIT!
Don't put your elbows on a table when you eat
or else you get no cake?
Doing so will cause speaking bread
and will make your Home Sick

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poem 4: Logic puzzle

Begin the Count Down
to the EYE TEST
it's HARDER THEN JESSIES
it's the Deal Deal
a regular old WORD-a-THON
Figure out the word search
and PROTEST for TWITTER
Here's Another Logic Puzzle!
The VERY LONGEST WORD IS-
THEINCREDIBLESHRINKINGWORD


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poem 5: Dancing with El Startleos

Umm...
You'd be better off with a
Spanish Poem
or a Spanish word entry
by Jessie
hola

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poem 5

Computer: Welcome to SUPER MARIO GALAXY!
Jessoey: :)
Computer: Welcome! Want MORE SUPER MARIO GALAXY?
Jessoey: :P
Computer: Come into the Chillax and Chat room
Jessoey: I have a question
Computer: at the Computer shop of Confusion?
Jessoey: Are you my Motherboard
Computer: It's a Secret. Sorry! call a "Web Detective"
Jessoey: En Garde'
Computer: That's My GUESS CODE! Happy Son-day

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poem 6: Dracula's Wish List

My Wish List
1. A car dealership of doom
with Haunted Hondas
2. A TALENT SHOW drowning in a polluted pool
3. Steven's nickname eaten by invisible shark teeth
and buried in upside down gravity sand
I also want
4. A 4 Day Weekend!
5. A Spring Break
6. A 96 day weekend
7. A project