Oh, Tiger, Tiger. Did you really think that having a dozen girls on the side would go unnoticed? No wonder you swallowed too many pills when you saw the cracks appear. Did you honestly think these women were in to you for your sparkling personality or big...uh, wood? From the type of women that seems to be your particular taste, surely you are smart enough to have figured out a long time ago it wasn't lust or love in their eyes, but dollar signs. Come on! "Reality stars"? Porn stars? I think your stupidity is what disappoints the public the most.

Tiger dear, I'll be the first one to say this is all none of my business. However, YOU put yourself in the position of being judged by the general public. It's part of the contract for what you do. You are quick to accept the accolades, the lucrative sponsor deals in which you promote a product for which your fans to spend their money, etc. You know the drill. Is it any wonder that all eyes are upon you right now? You didn't mind those eyes when you won all those tournaments, and this is just the other side of the coin. What were you thinking? Have you ever watched Entertainment Tonight or seen the tabloids in the supermarket? You know, the ones that love to find their idols have feet of clay.

I have to say, Tiger, that your stamina amazes me. It's no ordinary man that can keep up with such a harem, and by all accounts, you pulled it off for a number of years. I know there has to be thousands, if not millions, of men (and maybe some women!) wondering just what your secret is. You're quite the little overachiever, aren't you?

And yet, I feel sympathy for you, I really do. Your actions seem to be a symptom of a much deeper problem, and I hope you are able to face that and resolve it. Not just for your sake, but for the sake of the two innocent children you brought into the world, knowing you were not just sowing the seeds of your wild oats and your own personal destruction, but sowing your seed quite literally.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

In closing, I'd just like to say I wish your family the best, and hope you are able to come to a resolution that is satisfactory for all. It would be a shame to think in the future all your extraordinary achievements are overshadowed by the fact when you're not thinking about golf you are obviously fixated on the club and balls in your pants. Your family, the game, and your fans deserve better.