so last night i dreamt that i grew a beard. it was the same general shape as c's but lighter in color. i was really proud of it. theni decided to shave it off and underneath, there were firecrackers embedded in my skin. they were above my top lip and in my chin and they were the little tiny striped ones with the teeny wicks on the end. i got them all out and my whole lower face was swollen. david cronenberg has got nothing on me.

interpretations?