I know I’m just asking for abuse with this one.

Sorry about this, T. The other day I heard “Kokomo” on the radio (I know, who the hell still plays that?)and a crazy memory slammed me. In 9th grade (I think) science class, T and I wrote a biology ditty to the melody of that song. I only remember that it started with “Amoeba” instead of Aruba, and that paramecium was in there somewhere (and possibly flaggellum- is that even a word?). T you really have to help me out with this one- what was that lady teacher’s name? I remember she liked it when we sang it to her. (Which, of course, I can’t believe we did now.) Do you remember any of the other words? Did we get extra credit for that or did we do it just for fun?

And we thought people didn’t like us because of how we dressed...