After I massaged a friend this morning she showed me this cool contraption in her living room: the OmGym.



I got into it by sitting in the sling (in the picture, it's under the woman's arms; it expands to hammock size). Then I grabbed the handles, swung my head back and my legs up. I wrapped my legs around the sling and just let my weight sink into it. My hips felt so much better; I've been trying to figure out how to get pressure onto and behind my iliac crest (look it up), and this sling hit in just the right spot. I haven't felt that full-headed feeling since I was a kid and regularly played on the monkey bars.

Yeah, the price is steep. I thought about getting one wholesale, but the company requires that you purchase a minumum of 8 units. Uh huh, that'll happen.

My living room has exposed beams and a vaulted ceiling. The possibilities are many. Pretty soon I won't even have furniture, just four OmGyms hanging from the rafters. Don't say I didn't warn you before you came over.