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1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays? I do. He's suffered enough, and he probably doesn't have any proper currency.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias; what is it? Bjork, Icelandic pop star. Oh, I've already said too much!
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently? Any one I pick will make me look like an ass...If I could get one state out of the US, I think it would be Texas. Give it back to the Mexicans and Native Americans.
4. You wake up as the opposite gender - what's the one thing you want to try? Penetration of another person, gender unimportant. Then I'd go pee off of or onto something.
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo? Han Solo - I knew this from the moment I saw him, Christmas 1977. Meeeeee - effin' - yowwwww.
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child? Merlin, one of the earliest electronic toys. We only got Lincoln Logs and other non-electrified toys.
7. Top three celebrities you want to do? Sarah Silverman - because she's damn funny and no matter what went well or what went wrong, you'd have a good laugh about it. Sting - very high meow factor, for at least the last 25 years. Jeremy Piven - because under all that flippant stuff is likely some deep tenderness.
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other? Being mean to service workers of any kind (waiters, etc).
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
I don't watch conventional scary movies. I have bad dreams when I do. So, probably something about relationships gone awry. I don't know.
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud? "But he's not a Mexican," in response to a friend's sister, who happened to be Mexican, who had asked if my friend was a migrant worker, which he was. Oops. At the time I just had never thought that migrants were anything but Mexicans. Dork.
11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal? My grandmother's Swedish Meatballs, a Cosmopolitan made by Alex from the Hardware Store, Ivar's clam chowder, a box of ripe concord grapes from Selah, a Canadian Kit Kat bar, 4 crab cakes, a bucket of steamed clams, and tempura shrimp with wasabi.
12. What's something that you've done that most people haven't? Learned sign language and worked as an interpreter.
13. What's something that most people do that you've never done? drink and drive?
14. Before you die you want to go to...? Norway and New Zealand.
15. Something you'd really like to do but probably wont ever be able to do? Live for a period of time in Vancouver, BC.
16. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet? River otter.
17. A drug you'll never try? I'm with Netta - most of them. Definitely NEVER meth or crack or crank or oxycontin.
18. If you were an animal what would you be? I was named after a lion, but I would want to be a river otter.
19. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be? I would shack up with Jamie of Yost Pool fame. He turned out to be cosmopolitan, smart, earthy, and probably has very good geek sex.
20. What's something most people don't know about you? I have a smallpox vaccination scar shaped like a butterfly instead of a circle.
21. First celebrity crush? (amended answer: Captain Kirk. When I was three or four years old, and until this very day.) Farrah Fawcett. I kid you not. How embarrassing.
22. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities? an old bolt-action .22 rifle, but I don't carry any weapons besides my vocab and a Swiss Army knife.
23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)? English muffin with real butter, moderately crunchy with a little salt.
24. Worst way to die? In pain or terror.
25. Grossest injury you've ever seen? A really fat kid at summer camp had shoes that were too small, and athlete's foot that had cracked, blistered, and become infected. It was all-over weeping sores and the camp director gave him her Tevas because we had to throw his shoes away. He had to soak three times a day in Betadine solution and then I had to anoint and bandage his feet. Mmmmm, yummy.
26. The worst injury you've ever had? I've never had a true injury. I've had an ovarian cyst the size of a softball, but I've never hurt myself any worse than a bruise and being dizzy.
27. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving? Being the cook and letting my mom do the dishes. She loves this arrangement.
28. Sport you hate the most? Competitive eating.
29. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit? Portland, Oregon. I love it and always want to go back.
30. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about? teleportation.
31. Favorite Actor/Actress: Actor: Peter Krause. Actress: Rachel Griffith.
32. What's one phrase you absolutely detest? "It's all good" when clearly the person is saying it to deny the shitty reality all around them. It's NOT all good, but there are actual good things to make note of. Live here, now, and not in your patchouli-stink haze, please.
33. What makes an awesome party? People who know how to maintain a buzz instead of binge. Then everything just floats along.
34. What's your favorite material obsession? Functional, and therefore justifiably purchased, bags of all kinds (motorcycle tank bags, messenger bags, Camelbaks, backpacks, etc.).
35. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you? not sure. I've had a lot of insulting things said about me, so...maybe that I'm "bi-polar". I consider my emotional states to be sacraments.
36. Favorite kind of dog? Hounds, short-haired things like Viszlas and Weimeraners and Labs. Fox hounds.
37. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)? Sno-Cones.
38. Morning or night person? Morning without any doubt. Breakfast at 5:30, anyone? Hike at 7am?
39. Worst habit? Leaving everything (clothes, projects, dishes, blankets, whatever I brought home from school) in piles around me and then getting upset because my house isn't tidy.
40. Weirdest eBay purchase? I have never purchased anything from eBay. Maybe that's the thing I haven't done that most people have!
41. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted? Carbs and chocolate. Nacho cheese Doritos, Sweet Maui Onion potato chips, a chocolate malt... mmmmm.
42. Its Saturday at 3am where are you? Sleeping on my couch or in my bed.
43. Who's your favorite friend to go out with? I like going out with all my friends. City, it would be the Cop. Country or motorcycling would be the Cajun. Hiking is PT Gal. Drinking is Little Miss Thing and/or my sister. Waverunning, my brother.
44. Worst job you've ever had? Bakery in a grocery store. I had to slice loaves of bread for 5 hours on a Sunday, and make those dumb intercom announcements for shoppers to stop by and pick up a fresh pumpkin pie on their way out the door.
45. Favorite board game? Scrabble. I'm not great, but decent.
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for? moving too often.
47. Favorite cereal? Oh, so many. Corn Pops. Lucky Charms. Rice Krispies.
48. Book you could read repeatedly? Tales of the City, the omnibus of all 6 books. Narnia, Earthsea, Wrinkle in Time, The City and the Stars by Asimov, The End of Eternity by Arthur C. Clark.
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done? Called someone a little fucker in writing, but not to their face.
50. If you had to pick between being in love or money, which would it be? Love. I can get money on my own, but I can't be my own partner.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias; what is it? Bjork, Icelandic pop star. Oh, I've already said too much!
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently? Any one I pick will make me look like an ass...If I could get one state out of the US, I think it would be Texas. Give it back to the Mexicans and Native Americans.
4. You wake up as the opposite gender - what's the one thing you want to try? Penetration of another person, gender unimportant. Then I'd go pee off of or onto something.
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo? Han Solo - I knew this from the moment I saw him, Christmas 1977. Meeeeee - effin' - yowwwww.
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child? Merlin, one of the earliest electronic toys. We only got Lincoln Logs and other non-electrified toys.
7. Top three celebrities you want to do? Sarah Silverman - because she's damn funny and no matter what went well or what went wrong, you'd have a good laugh about it. Sting - very high meow factor, for at least the last 25 years. Jeremy Piven - because under all that flippant stuff is likely some deep tenderness.
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other? Being mean to service workers of any kind (waiters, etc).
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
I don't watch conventional scary movies. I have bad dreams when I do. So, probably something about relationships gone awry. I don't know.
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud? "But he's not a Mexican," in response to a friend's sister, who happened to be Mexican, who had asked if my friend was a migrant worker, which he was. Oops. At the time I just had never thought that migrants were anything but Mexicans. Dork.
11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution what's your last meal? My grandmother's Swedish Meatballs, a Cosmopolitan made by Alex from the Hardware Store, Ivar's clam chowder, a box of ripe concord grapes from Selah, a Canadian Kit Kat bar, 4 crab cakes, a bucket of steamed clams, and tempura shrimp with wasabi.
12. What's something that you've done that most people haven't? Learned sign language and worked as an interpreter.
13. What's something that most people do that you've never done? drink and drive?
14. Before you die you want to go to...? Norway and New Zealand.
15. Something you'd really like to do but probably wont ever be able to do? Live for a period of time in Vancouver, BC.
16. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet? River otter.
17. A drug you'll never try? I'm with Netta - most of them. Definitely NEVER meth or crack or crank or oxycontin.
18. If you were an animal what would you be? I was named after a lion, but I would want to be a river otter.
19. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be? I would shack up with Jamie of Yost Pool fame. He turned out to be cosmopolitan, smart, earthy, and probably has very good geek sex.
20. What's something most people don't know about you? I have a smallpox vaccination scar shaped like a butterfly instead of a circle.
21. First celebrity crush? (amended answer: Captain Kirk. When I was three or four years old, and until this very day.) Farrah Fawcett. I kid you not. How embarrassing.
22. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities? an old bolt-action .22 rifle, but I don't carry any weapons besides my vocab and a Swiss Army knife.
23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)? English muffin with real butter, moderately crunchy with a little salt.
24. Worst way to die? In pain or terror.
25. Grossest injury you've ever seen? A really fat kid at summer camp had shoes that were too small, and athlete's foot that had cracked, blistered, and become infected. It was all-over weeping sores and the camp director gave him her Tevas because we had to throw his shoes away. He had to soak three times a day in Betadine solution and then I had to anoint and bandage his feet. Mmmmm, yummy.
26. The worst injury you've ever had? I've never had a true injury. I've had an ovarian cyst the size of a softball, but I've never hurt myself any worse than a bruise and being dizzy.
27. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving? Being the cook and letting my mom do the dishes. She loves this arrangement.
28. Sport you hate the most? Competitive eating.
29. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit? Portland, Oregon. I love it and always want to go back.
30. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about? teleportation.
31. Favorite Actor/Actress: Actor: Peter Krause. Actress: Rachel Griffith.
32. What's one phrase you absolutely detest? "It's all good" when clearly the person is saying it to deny the shitty reality all around them. It's NOT all good, but there are actual good things to make note of. Live here, now, and not in your patchouli-stink haze, please.
33. What makes an awesome party? People who know how to maintain a buzz instead of binge. Then everything just floats along.
34. What's your favorite material obsession? Functional, and therefore justifiably purchased, bags of all kinds (motorcycle tank bags, messenger bags, Camelbaks, backpacks, etc.).
35. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you? not sure. I've had a lot of insulting things said about me, so...maybe that I'm "bi-polar". I consider my emotional states to be sacraments.
36. Favorite kind of dog? Hounds, short-haired things like Viszlas and Weimeraners and Labs. Fox hounds.
37. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)? Sno-Cones.
38. Morning or night person? Morning without any doubt. Breakfast at 5:30, anyone? Hike at 7am?
39. Worst habit? Leaving everything (clothes, projects, dishes, blankets, whatever I brought home from school) in piles around me and then getting upset because my house isn't tidy.
40. Weirdest eBay purchase? I have never purchased anything from eBay. Maybe that's the thing I haven't done that most people have!
41. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted? Carbs and chocolate. Nacho cheese Doritos, Sweet Maui Onion potato chips, a chocolate malt... mmmmm.
42. Its Saturday at 3am where are you? Sleeping on my couch or in my bed.
43. Who's your favorite friend to go out with? I like going out with all my friends. City, it would be the Cop. Country or motorcycling would be the Cajun. Hiking is PT Gal. Drinking is Little Miss Thing and/or my sister. Waverunning, my brother.
44. Worst job you've ever had? Bakery in a grocery store. I had to slice loaves of bread for 5 hours on a Sunday, and make those dumb intercom announcements for shoppers to stop by and pick up a fresh pumpkin pie on their way out the door.
45. Favorite board game? Scrabble. I'm not great, but decent.
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for? moving too often.
47. Favorite cereal? Oh, so many. Corn Pops. Lucky Charms. Rice Krispies.
48. Book you could read repeatedly? Tales of the City, the omnibus of all 6 books. Narnia, Earthsea, Wrinkle in Time, The City and the Stars by Asimov, The End of Eternity by Arthur C. Clark.
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done? Called someone a little fucker in writing, but not to their face.
50. If you had to pick between being in love or money, which would it be? Love. I can get money on my own, but I can't be my own partner.
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