My laptop's in the shop. Grr. Not a total downer, because the iPhone can access the Internet and all of its wondrous freakery. But mostly a downer, because it takes a really long time to type stuff out. That means I can't get my ideas down quickly enough for my liking. It also means no IM. BIG GRRRRRR.

So my faithful readers, dedicated lurkers, and unwelcome stalkers, thank you for your understanding during the impending potential paucity. I should be back to spewing more elaborate filth in about five days, karma willing.