Please, I need a roommate. Universe, send me one pronto. I know whatever happens it is Your blessing in disguise, the benefits of which shall be revealed to me In Due Time.

Please. I am just a humble interpreter/teacher/massager, looking to remain where I can appreciate your Beauty each and every day.

Please, for the sake of my cats, who love seeing Birds and Raccoons and Ducks and Fish and who have a safe perch from which to observe Your Bounty.

Please. Just please.