What is Elsa up to? For the confused, the linear, the engineers among you, I decided to present it in linear fashion:

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9/16 - hiking and berry picking with WonderBoy, picking up moving boxes from Denita

9/17 - day to myself (which just means packing boxes, perhaps with TinyMom[tm]

9/18 - lounging with SurvivorMan

9/19 - Bye Bye Boobies party, 4pm - midnight

9/20 - packing, packing, packing

9/21 - crapping my pants a bit, medicating myself into an early sleep

9/22 - leaving home by 5am, arriving Swedish Hospital at 6am, surgery at 7:30am

9/23 - leave Swedish 11am-ish, go to TinyMom[tm]'s house for about a week

9/28 - check back, stitches out

9/30 - probable closing date with the attendant signing of mortgage papers

10/1 to 10/8 - recovering at various friends' houses

10/9 - delivery of appliances, measuring and calculating hardware-store purchases

10/10 - big moving day with trucks and friends and, apparently, Cajun meatballs

10/12 - installation of satellite internet at the Lazy Kitty Ranch
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Clear as mud, eh?