My significant other is awesome. He makes me die laughing...such as today when we were walking after dinner enjoying the beautiful weather and sunset...and then a child veers past on Razor scooter and Matt said darkly "Children..." Me "I am sorry if I accidentally just clotheslined your child. I was acting out of self defense." Him "More like Grand Theft Scooter."
I died. I thought I was going to fall over on the sidewalk then and there I was laughing so hard. Soon after that we ended up talking about capes so now I just have had the image- of Matt, who is 6' 2" with an a beard and long hair, hunched over madly riding a scooter while his cape flaps in the wind and a child stands in the background bawling -lodged in my brain all evening. I have no words. It is freaking hilarious.