Another quiz stolen from Coyote. This is kinda cool cause it's supposed to be lyrics to answer the questions, but I don't have time right now to do this thoroughly so I'm cheating. www.purelyrics.com is surprisingly good. }:>

[1] are you male or female?
I do it for the joy it brings, cause I'm a Joyful Girl
Cause the world owes me nothing,
and we owe each other the world
Joyful Girl, Ani di Franco

[2] describe your neighborhood
I see your hair is burning,
hills are filled with fire
if they say I never loved you
you know they are a-lying
cops in cars, the topless bars
never saw a woman so alone...
LA Woman, The Doors

[3] how do you look?
and I am not a pretty girl
I am not a maiden fair....
Not a Pretty Girl, Ani di Franco

[4] if you could say something to the person you like/love, what would it be?
I tip-toe down to the shore
Stand by the ocean
Make it roar at me
And I roar back
Violently happy
'Cause I love you
Violently Happy, Bjork

[5] where do you wish you were right now?
err, arg. There aren't many songs about Downey. The closest that comes to what I want is "Kung-fu Fighting" because right *now* I want to be in Downey watching Kenny and my boyfriend test for their blue belts in Hwa Rang Do. But NOOOooo I have to work. }:P

[6] what would you say to your best friend?
Quietly while you were asleep
The moon and I were talking
I asked that she'd always keep you protected
She promised you her light
That you so gracefully carry
You bring your light and shine like morning
The Sweetest Gift, Sade

[7] any words of wisdom?
I've found the secret to life
I've found the secret...
I'm okey when everything is not okey.
Upside Down, Tori Amos

[8] describe yourself
Silence my lady-head
Get "girl" out of my head
Douse her with gasoline
Set her light and set it free
Man-Sized, PJ Harvey

[9] what do you think of drugs and alcohol?
mother mary
china white
brown may be sweeter
may be sweet
she will supply
she will supply...
Professional Widow, Tori Amos

[10] if you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?
I will choke until I swallow...
Choke this infant here before me.
What is this but my reflection?
Who am I to judge and strike you down?
But you're
Pushing and shoving me.
You still love me and you pushit on me.
PuShit, Tool

[11] what do you usually do on friday nights?
(not the most accurate answer, but still really close)
Sister of night
With the loneliest eyes
Tell yourself it's alright
He'll make such a perfect prize
But the cold light of day
Will give the game away
Oh sister, come for me
Embrace me, assure me
Hey sister, I feel it too
Sweet sister, just feel me
I'm trembling, you heal me
Hey sister, I feel it too
Sister of Night, Depeche Mode


[12] are you for world peace?
And I want to conquer the world,
Give all the idiots a brand new religion,
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil,
Promote equality in all my decisions
With a quick wink of the eye
And a 'God you must be joking!'
I want to Conquer the World, Bad Religion

[13] what do you think about school?
And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom
and I'll go chasin' the nuns out in the yard
and I'll run naked through the streets without my mask on
and I will never need umbrellas in the rain
I'll wake up in strawberry fields everday
and the atrocities of school I can forgive
The happy phantom has no right to bitch
Happy Phantom, Tori Amos

[14] how do you feel right now?
Well, I've been down so Goddamn long
That it looks like up to me
Well, I've been down so very damn long
That it looks like up to me
Yeah, why don't one you people
C'mon and set me free
Been Down So Long, The Doors

[15] any closing words?
Severance,
The birds of leaving call to us,
yet here we stand
endowed with the fear of flight.
Overland
the winds of change consume the land,
while we remain
in the shadow of summers now past.
When all the leaves
have fallen and turned to dust,
will we remain
entrenched within our ways.
Indifference,
the plague that moves throughout this land
Omen signs
in the shapes of things to come.
Severance, Dead can Dance