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This is BREAKING NEWS From ST!


Here, from STSpace Control at The Kennedy Space Center in Florida, is ST Chief Science Editor: Connie Chung.



CC: Good morning. The Space Shuttle landing has, once again, been scrubbed from today’s landing time of 4:30 am, to 6:45 am, eastern daylight time. But with bad weather here in Florida it looks like the shuttle will land in California.
Jim Farris, junior science editor, joins me now. Jim, how long can this go on?


JF: Forever and ever. Connie.



CC: No Jim, really how long…


JF: .. times infinity. Forever and ever and infinity. When I covered the volcano that never erupted I learned an important lesson that these things can go on forever. I’m amazed they got that Nazi Pope so fast, what’s his name? Pope Adolph. I was shocked.



CC: Thank you Jim. Fascinating insight.


JF: I play three club. GIN!



CC: I think we lost our feed to a few feet away from me. We will be back when with a special report later today. I’m Connie Chung, for all of us at STNews saying “California? But I’m not in California.”

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