So we're having these contractions for the last couple of hours that are about 25-30 minutes apart. Still trying to determine if we're just practicing or if they're the real thing. They sure feel like the real ones, but who knows, you know?

So we're hanging out, hoping they're the practice ones because we are so much more better prepared for this at the end of the month. I mean, I haven't even started throwing frozen dinners in the freezer -- that was this week's job.

But the kid will come when he comes, not a moment sooner or later. I just hope it's later.

Just wanted to record this frantic moment for posterity.