So I managed to unclog the clog that was sending detritus from the garbage disposal into the basement; ripped up the sodden carpet and carpet padding from said affected area; attended the yearly regional financial professionals conference; bought an axe; used the axe to chop up the large pieces of the wisteria that I hacked down recently, so that said pieces could be set out for the recycling pick up; finally got the city to tag the car that has been sitting abandoned in front of our house for towing; wrote more indecipherable rubbish.