Bin Laden has apparently just released another tape. Who cares about the contents; what's important is how many folks will reckon it's awfully convenient timing for the Bush administration, seeing as how awful his poll numbers are. It must be a distraction engineered by the ChimpyMcHitlerBurton! Will there be a letter to this effect in the Oregonian? I can only hope! The last two messages had such a result, so come on kooks, keep the streak alive.

I am given the foresight to make this prediction because I have never voted for a Republican in my life.