Ok, so the LiveJournal lemmings battles have continued. This time, it is a generator that you put your username in and it gives you a Battle Monkey score. My LJ username didn't play our so hot:

Evilbutcute is a Chocolate-Eating Butler Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 1.6 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Evilbutcute, enter your name:

However, my real name did

Thea is a Fire-Eating Psycho Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.3 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Thea, enter your name:

I was trying to find names that would come up with great results, because I've been getting my ass kicked by all of the other non-pussy monkeys. I popped in Kenny and got the highest battle monkey rating that I've seen.

Kenny is a Man-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Kenny, enter your name:

So, other than that, reading about Suspicious Behavior as seen by DC Police being amused with the stories I saw last night involving trained DOLPHINS helping out in the war by finding underwater mines, our network being down, and my weekly report, not much to be said for today.

Oh, and I just wanted to say that Lightly Salted Baked Kettle Chips do nothing more but to make you crave really good, real Kettle Chips.