Harmonium
600620 Curiosities served
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January
01: Year of the goose (0 comments)
02: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! (0 comments)
03: Priceless but not cost-free (1 comments)
04: Anti-Arbor Day (0 comments)
05: The Flavors of Twilight (0 comments)
06: Fiber Y (0 comments)
07: January Fools (0 comments)
08: Are we not men? (0 comments)
09: Let sleeping beauties lie (0 comments)
10: Anguish, agony, aching (0 comments)
11: Maybe they could bottle the smell (0 comments)
12: To sleep, perchance to sleep (0 comments)
13: Saved by the $50,000,000 bell (0 comments)
14: Any sufficiently advanced technology... (0 comments)
15: Solid, liquid, gas (0 comments)
16: My name is Susan and I'm an Icewine alcoholic (2 comments)
17: Magneto! (2 comments)
18: The *new* new math (0 comments)
19: Which band has played at every presidential inauguration since 1801? (0 comments)
20: It is so involved being me (0 comments)
21: Maybe a military school instead? (0 comments)
22: Wanted: job in very warm climate (0 comments)
23: How do they do those lines anyway? (0 comments)
24: 3 Degrees of Separation (0 comments)
25: Bubble, bubble (0 comments)
26: Golf Mints (0 comments)
27: Gatorade (0 comments)
28: Disintegration, destruction, wearing away (0 comments)
29: Inspectress Gadget (0 comments)
30: Banishing boredom (0 comments)
31: NaCl (0 comments)
February
01: Groundhog Eve (1 comments)
02: Mis-Spellings (1 comments)
03: Or the Id back in Idiot? (0 comments)
04: Sweeping generalizations (0 comments)
05: Circadian Rhythm Method (0 comments)
06: The days of wine and football (1 comments)
07: Land, Eagles, land (0 comments)
08: That and $4.50 will get you a grande decaf caramel macchiato (0 comments)
09: Altered states (3 comments)
10: You can snuggle, but you can't snooze (0 comments)
11: Roaming Gnome (2 comments)
12: Requirements (0 comments)
13: Home cooking (0 comments)
14: The heart of the education problem (0 comments)
15: It's affect is fewer than before (0 comments)
16: Lordette of the Flies (2 comments)
17: Seasonal madness (0 comments)
18: Blue vs. Red (0 comments)
19: But where is the MacGyver tool? (0 comments)
20: Shake, shake, shake - shake your laptop (1 comments)
21: Baggage, baggage everywhere (0 comments)
22: Saint Roxy (0 comments)
28: Apologies to W.C. Fields (0 comments)
March
01: Lion, lamb, emu, tapir (0 comments)
04: Running out of music (0 comments)
05: Let's do the timewarp again (0 comments)
14: Sanford Vision Elite Refillable Uniball (0 comments)
15: Ides, Ides, I want to hides (0 comments)
17: Tote that barge, lift that bale (0 comments)
20: EquinoXXX (2 comments)
21: 29 Dimensions of Compatibility (0 comments)
23: Heimlich me please (0 comments)
25: Don't it make my brown eyes blue? (0 comments)
31: What is that smell? (0 comments)
April
01: Liar, liar, pants on fire (0 comments)
02: Dumb and dumber (0 comments)
03: All aboard! (0 comments)
19: H2 Oh! (0 comments)
21: I can't burn you, but I can poke your eyes out (1 comments)
22: Guns, liquor and tigers (0 comments)
23: It was a dark and noisy night (0 comments)
24: Who the hell are the Tatars? (1 comments)
26: Faux Tivo (0 comments)
28: Rob displays a surprising textile fetish (0 comments)
29: Running with the big dogs (2 comments)
30: It won't work on me. I'm already a woman. (0 comments)
May
01: Out, out damn spot (0 comments)
02: Baby, you can drive my car (0 comments)
03: Orderly ooze (2 comments)
05: Dear Pfizer: BenGay Sucks! (0 comments)
08: Weiner dogs are always funny (1 comments)
09: Ulyssian Challenge (0 comments)
16: Huge, thick, textured (0 comments)
18: Sounds of Silence (0 comments)
20: Low, High, Medium (0 comments)
23: My light saber is bigger than yours (0 comments)
25: Trauma: Life in the ER (0 comments)
June
11: Impairment begins at the first drop (0 comments)
12: Choreography of an 8th grade dance (0 comments)
30: My name is Eva and you *WILL* obey me (0 comments)
July
03: © Amazon 2005 (0 comments)
11: Yes, I'd love to dine in the alley behind the kitchen (0 comments)
13: Postcards from the beach, 1909 (3 comments)
13: This entry, it did not take its Ritalin (0 comments)
24: One doggie door closes and another opens (0 comments)
25: The saddest thing is, this was the highlight of my day (2 comments)
27: AN OPEN LETTER TO THAT GUY IN THE DARK GREEN JETTA (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) (2 comments)
28: Dear Mr. Facilities Manager (0 comments)
August
04: Oh Martha, what have you wrought? (1 comments)
06: So why would he only put 100 songs onto an iPod? (0 comments)
07: Motorboats (0 comments)
08: Tigger Headsicle (1 comments)
11: Piss, balls and political masturbation (2 comments)
12: The link to squirrel parasites is rated ultra-disgusting (2 comments)
13: For Sale: 1 MB Olympus xD memory card. Never Used. (0 comments)
23: Be my buddy (2 comments)
