Born around March 23, 2003, into a litter of puplings delivered by my mom Tiny while she was serving time in Dog Jail for a minor offense. Following our escape, I cruised the streets of Santa Paula for 10 months before the Dog Cops grabbed me and hauled me to the County Pound. The People paid my bail. I don't bite them. I am Chihuahua, Deer. Not Chihuahua, Apple Head, but Chihuahua, Deer. If you don't know the difference, Google it.
Here begin my tales.
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